{"product_id":"well-shit-funny-pumpkin-fall-tee","title":"\"Well, shit...\" Funny Pumpkin Fall Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.37 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 17.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 19.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 21.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.63 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This relaxed, garment-dyed tee sits soft and lived-in from the first wear. A cheeky Halloween illustration—an awkward skeleton, a flying jack-o’-lantern and a tiny dropped bone—lands across three painterly brushstrokes for a slightly messy, hand-painted look. The heavyweight cotton holds the print’s texture while the vintage-dyed finish deepens color and gives the shirt a worn-in vibe. Wear it on brisk October evenings, at low-key Halloween hangouts, or when you want to announce your dry, dark humor without saying much.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLightweight in attitude, substantial in feel. The roomy cut layers easily under jackets or pairs with jeans and boots for an effortless, offbeat autumn outfit. For anyone who prefers a deadpan laugh over loud costumes, this tee reads like a comic aside: wry, a little tired, and surprisingly warm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton – long-lasting, pre-shrunk comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed fit for durable, comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for clean lines and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in many colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67621078368573,"sku":"11419327284990115049","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ S","offer_id":67621078401341,"sku":"32609199082969486310","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":67621078434109,"sku":"27895616401480384247","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":67621078466877,"sku":"33368877573406807959","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67621078499645,"sku":"18547203151263789435","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ M","offer_id":67621078532413,"sku":"36066982087643817087","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":67621078565181,"sku":"11271868645543905592","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":67621078597949,"sku":"27155773097454602549","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67621078630717,"sku":"16254882985478303714","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ L","offer_id":67621078663485,"sku":"29521158060104783558","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":67621078696253,"sku":"29287564264911465686","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":67621078729021,"sku":"10718050617181149580","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67621078761789,"sku":"25287375966038349679","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ XL","offer_id":67621078794557,"sku":"28529508137131144934","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":67621078827325,"sku":"27639987417445840381","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":67621078860093,"sku":"25411482254977678129","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67621078892861,"sku":"25978293764983353785","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ 2XL","offer_id":67621078925629,"sku":"29268248804634187358","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":67621078958397,"sku":"46314085220834597257","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":67621078991165,"sku":"71360161158093155487","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67621079023933,"sku":"21005807224787731821","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ 3XL","offer_id":67621079056701,"sku":"87554553134612405194","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":67621079089469,"sku":"16489721493001161916","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":67621079122237,"sku":"24644774560326111697","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67621079155005,"sku":"27099967369278595000","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape \/ 4XL","offer_id":67621079187773,"sku":"35960941210085875022","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":67621079220541,"sku":"54854929725820219960","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 4XL","offer_id":67621079253309,"sku":"11394114416036468114","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/9402\/1693\/files\/5306849595365284929_2048.jpg?v=1791032665","url":"https:\/\/smalltownthreadsandmore.com\/products\/well-shit-funny-pumpkin-fall-tee","provider":"Small Town Threads \u0026 More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}